translation: practise - joke (2)

BSu

After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"

Bsa

Setelah Tuhan menciptakan Adam, dan Adam telah berada di Taman surga untuk waktu yang sangat lama, ia mulai merasakan sedikit kesepian. Jadi, Adam pun mendatangi Tuhan dan berkata, "Taman ini menakjubkan, tapi aku mulai sedikit kesepian, Adakah orang yang dapat Tuhan kirimkan untuk menemaniku?"

Tuhan menjawab, "Aku memiliki orang yang sempurna. Dia akan membantumu hampir semuanya.. Dia akan bersih-bersih, memasak, mencuci pakaianmu, menjadi teman, dan bahkan menggosok kakimu sepanjang hari. Dia benar-benar sempurna dalam segala hal ! "

Adam berkata, "Kedengarannya bagus! Seberapa cepat Tuhan dapat mengirimkan dia?!"

Tuhan menjawab lagi, "Aku dapat mengirimkannya segera, tapi ada satu hal ... itu akan dibayar dengan sebuah lengan dan kakimu untuk mendapatkannya."

Adam berpikir sejenak, dan kemudian berkata, "Apa yang bisa saya dapatkan untuk sebuah tulang rusuk?"

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