translation: practise - joke (4)

BSu,

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."


While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.


The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.


The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."




BSa,


Seorang Amish kecil dan ayahnya mengunjungi sebuah mal terdekat. Mereka kagum dengan hampir semua yang mereka lihat, khususnya terhadap dua dinding perak mengkilap yang bergerak terpisah dan kembali bersama lagi sendiri.
Anak itu bertanya, "Apa ini, ayah?"

Sang ayah, karena tidak pernah melihat lift, menjawab, "Ayah tidak tahu."


Sementara anak laki-laki dan ayahnya sedang terpana melihat lift, seorang wanita tua dengan kursi roda mendekati dinding yang bergerak dan menekan tombol. Dinding terbuka dan wanita itu masuk melewati mereka ke sebuah ruangan kecil. Dinding ditutup dan anak laki-laki dan ayahnya menyaksikan lingkaran kecil menyala di atas dinding.


Dinding dibuka kembali dan seorang wanita dua puluh empat tahun yang indah melangkah keluar.


Sang ayah memandang anaknya dengan penuh harap dan berkata, "Segera panggil ibumu."

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